They totally smoke a mini zen garden.
This is the pair of squeezable Stress Boobs that my smart- and cute-as-heck art director—and fellow Leo—Keri got me for my birthday. The raised bumps really make 'em special.
posted by copyranter @ 2:00 PM
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Sexual harassment lawsuit!
You'll get a nice check AND they can't fire you for years, no matter how bad you fuck up!
where can I buy them?
Awesome! Is today your birthday? Me, too!!
So Patrick Bateman!
Stressticles!
happy b'day. started drinking yet?
I was going to write something witty and cutting but fuck it. BOOBIES.
Ahem. Happy birthday
Have you tried to titty-fuck them yet?
I'm far from an expert on boobs, but the "raised bumps" look way too concentrically regular. Aren't the bummps on real boobs more irregular?
Hope it's not too late to say Happy Birthday!
These may help reduce the stress that the rest of the woman causes...
p.s. happy birthday from me too
i have some of those, but they're attached to my chest. it costs people a little more to squeeze 'em, but i think it's worth it.
Dang Bowling, you've got some issues.
these are old. see how worn in they are? the bumps are almost flat nd the one on the left looks a bit deflated. what new things can we get you this year to help reduce your stress, copy? only three more days to shop...
the beautiful archeress is right...these are from last year's b-day, so they've been fondled. A bit. I've just always wanted to post a pic of them, and waited til it was close to this year's b-day.
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