Friday, August 11, 2006

They totally smoke a mini zen garden.

This is the pair of squeezable Stress Boobs that my smart- and cute-as-heck art director—and fellow Leo—Keri got me for my birthday. The raised bumps really make 'em special.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sexual harassment lawsuit!

You'll get a nice check AND they can't fire you for years, no matter how bad you fuck up!

2:45 PM  
Blogger The Man Himself said...

where can I buy them?

3:01 PM  
Blogger Mardee said...

Awesome! Is today your birthday? Me, too!!

3:07 PM  
Blogger bowling with no panties said...

Why don't they make hairy STRESS TESTICLES for women to squeeze? Really hard? With little harder nuggets within the ballsack that you can feel squish around as you tighten your fist around it??

I would proudly display them on my desk.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Meg said...

So Patrick Bateman!

3:33 PM  
Blogger The Man Himself said...

Stressticles!

4:39 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

happy b'day. started drinking yet?

5:01 PM  
Blogger I'llnevertell said...

I was going to write something witty and cutting but fuck it. BOOBIES.

Ahem. Happy birthday

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you tried to titty-fuck them yet?

6:27 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

I'm far from an expert on boobs, but the "raised bumps" look way too concentrically regular. Aren't the bummps on real boobs more irregular?

11:34 PM  
Blogger Tajue1 said...

"Stressticles" would HAVE to be scented. "Mmmmmmmm, 'musty'..."


P.S. Happy Birthday!

3:57 PM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Hope it's not too late to say Happy Birthday!

9:20 PM  
Blogger Scamp said...

These may help reduce the stress that the rest of the woman causes...

p.s. happy birthday from me too

10:32 AM  
Blogger christy said...

i have some of those, but they're attached to my chest. it costs people a little more to squeeze 'em, but i think it's worth it.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang Bowling, you've got some issues.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous archeress said...

these are old. see how worn in they are? the bumps are almost flat nd the one on the left looks a bit deflated. what new things can we get you this year to help reduce your stress, copy? only three more days to shop...

1:42 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

the beautiful archeress is right...these are from last year's b-day, so they've been fondled. A bit. I've just always wanted to post a pic of them, and waited til it was close to this year's b-day.

1:50 PM  

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