Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Today's Lesson: The "C" Words.

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Very true, Ad Council. Excellent work. Few things in this City are worse than having to listen to some PG-rated Upper West Side Mommy/Daddy faux-tirade. So ineffective. Teach the children well—put up a blackboard at home so little Natasha can learn her the best phrases. Like:
• NICE TURN SIGNAL, CUNT (really hit the "Cunt")!
• I HOPE YOU SUCK COCK BETTER THAN YOU PARK, ASSWIPE!
and of course,
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

(corner of Hudson & Grove,
across from P.S. 3 Charrette School)

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that fucking fuck shirt. An old friend of mine wore it to my graduation years ago, much to the anger of my dearest grandfather!! Good times.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

I'm sending some coffee your way. Decaf.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With any luck, she'll learn to use her turn signal and how to parallel park, although this is doubtful.

JenG

10:13 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Damn right they’ll learn. Learn how to drive the right fucking way!

Driving is war. Nothing less.

Here endeth the lesson.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

I prefer this phrase phrase: "Eat a bag of dicks!"

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try taking the mystery out of kids' life by:

1) Bringing them to bars early and often.

2) Offering to smoke a "j" with them at 13 years old.

3) Let them curse at home after 11 years old.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Sands said...

And I looked down and saw only one set of tire tracks in the sand. And I asked,

"Jesus, you said you would never leave me. Why are there only one set of tire tracks in the sand?"

"Because you cut me off back on 42nd street dumb ass! Idiot. Spilled my triple grande skinny you fuck. Do you know how hard it is to get mocha stains out of a white robe?"

1:17 PM  
Blogger concha said...

even though i have no idea what you look like, i think you may be the perfect model for that t-shirt.

1:46 PM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

the baby-model's bangs, all silverlake-williamsburgy, trouble me far more than mommy-and-me road rage classes.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

The drivers in this city deserve any treatment they get. They're nothing like that nice fellow Morgan Freeman. Now that's a driver!

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're crazy.

3:54 AM  
Blogger KDubs said...

this one always confused me, because it's a bit unclear whether the "she" is the baby, or the driver who is being screamed at.

4:15 PM  

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