I wrote a post for you. And it was called "Yellow."
YES YELLOW THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. I'M GOING TO GET A MARKER THAT PERFECTLY MATCHES THE PMS CHIP COLOR OF YOUR FUCKING LOGO, STAND ON MY FUCKING DESK, DICKHEAD-LIKE, AND DRAW A FAKE PROFIT LINE ON THE FUCKING WALL OF MY FUCKING OFFICE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AFTER THAT, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS? I'M GOING TO GET A LADDER AND A BUZZSAW AND CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN MY OFFICE CEILING SO THAT I CAN EXTEND THAT YELLOW BULLSHIT FAKE PROFIT LINE UP INTO AIRSHAFT, BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT FUCKING RETARDED! WEE! HIGH PROFITS! HEY HERE'S MY BOSS! HE'S SAYS I'M FIRED AND HE'S CALLED SECURITY!(found in Fortune)
posted by copyranter @ 8:55 AM
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Love the CP reference
he's not just drawing it on the wall of his office, he's drawing it on the wall of his pretend office that he already drew on the wall.
genius.
9 times out of 10 if a guy is going draw something on a wall it's going to be a giant penis.
This ad is a big fat lie.
You just don't get their vision. When their imagination runs wild, they are going to DELIVER FREIGHT. From one place to another. In a goddamn TRUCK. Motherfucker.
How come the profits, not the revenue keeps going north?
They must work for Halliburton.
For a while I thought I had a job, too, until I looked around and realized that my "office" was a crudely-fashioned system of soggy cardboard boxes and milk crates in an alley behind Port Authority. Sometimes the imagination is a scary place!
I went to myyellow.com and it looks like tomorrow's weather will be golden showers.
He's just getting enough altitude so he can use the yellow line to hang his cartoon secretary by her fuck-me pumps.
Am I the only one who's always thought that "Yellow"'s stuff actually looks orange?
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