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posted by copyranter @ 10:20 AM
11 Comments:
Holy Shit. Speaking of puns...Did you watch the Today Show this morning? Something about a lady wearing a wig, robbing something or other? I don't know. I couldn't get the gist of it because there were way too many 'hair' puns to get around.
"This is a hairy situation."
"Money was hair today, gone tomorrow."
All of this is to say I agree with you. Puns are not okay.
i kinda like this one (but i'm a shoe fetishist.)
I smell self loathing. From one copyranter to another, why do all the visual puns win One Show while the word guy toils in silent pain?
Looks like she's bungee-jumping
The knot work is sub-par. Er...so I've been told.
geesh...this one tops your 'second post' pun. you didn't freelance for this ad..did you?
spoken by the same man who gave us "two posts" last week.
Wonder if the shoes left a note?
Great. I smell a campaign:
Shoes in the oven with the door open.
Shoes on the edge of a rooftop.
Shoes on a Mutha-fucking Plane. (Had to, sorry.)
Shoes on the train tracks.
Punk, concha: I don't do puns in ads. just on this stupid-ass blog.
Not to be a dickbag but you can put another piece of paper behind the one you're scanning so it doesn't bleed through like that.
At least the hangman's noose has 13 loops........That's legit....
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