Free Jade Jagger Real Doll™ With Every Condo.
Her #1 accomplishment in life has been to emerge alive from one of the many vaginas spelunked by Mick's dick. But this surely is 34-year-old Jade Jagger's 2nd finest moment: she's "designed" the interiors of all the condos at 16 W 19th St in Chelsea NYC (link. check out that trippy Ibiza-inspired muzak). A Jade Real Doll (link. NSFW!) is quite a nice amenity. Or is that really Jade splayed legs akimbo on my future bed? Perhaps she offers special turn-down service? Nice touch, the fake passport stamp.
1. You MUST be at least as tall as our towers to buy a condo.
2. The Unparalleled Hyperbole of NYC Real Estate Advertising.
3. CLEARLY defining your target audience.