Actually, they're methheads. But thanks for asking.
Come on—who does crack these days? If you're going to start a NYC real estate listings website targeting the neighbors of drug addicts (?), at least know your local hot drugs.
(scanned from—where the fuck else?—L Magazine)
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oh, my dear. you are so wrong.
crack is back
I refuse to take any cues from New York magazine.
Some days, when I'm drunk and melancholy, I really miss the Dinkins administration...
The title totally made me laugh. Like totally ;-)
base4space...sounds like a new club in Chelsea.
this is an amazing concept. instead of pawning your shit for crack, you can pawn your crack for an apartment! that is what they mean by base4space, right? fuck dude, i didn't even know people freebased anymore! new york is so retro!
meth is the new crack! that ad is smokin'
Like Nina, my attention went imediately to the "base4space" name, which makes for an unfortunate combination, because "basehead" and "crackhead" are synonymous terms.
Usage reference:
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you're a basehead!" (Uh-uh!)
"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
-- (From "My Name Is" by Eminem)
And smoking crack is really just freebasing without the final ether step.
So the ad is a bit weird on that level, and now everyone here thinks I'm a crackhead. But I'm not. Really.
Meth may in fact be the new crack, but from the ads I see here, it appears that real estate is the new crack.
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