Thursday, July 27, 2006

Actually, they're methheads. But thanks for asking.

Come on—who does crack these days? If you're going to start a NYC real estate listings website targeting the neighbors of drug addicts (?), at least know your local hot drugs.
(scanned from—where the fuck else?—L Magazine)

previously:
Free Jade Jagger Real Doll™ With Every Condo.

9 Comments:

Blogger concha said...

oh, my dear. you are so wrong.

crack is back

3:27 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I refuse to take any cues from New York magazine.

3:36 PM  
Blogger J.J. Gittes said...

Some days, when I'm drunk and melancholy, I really miss the Dinkins administration...

3:38 PM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

The title totally made me laugh. Like totally ;-)

4:58 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

base4space...sounds like a new club in Chelsea.

7:52 PM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

this is an amazing concept. instead of pawning your shit for crack, you can pawn your crack for an apartment! that is what they mean by base4space, right? fuck dude, i didn't even know people freebased anymore! new york is so retro!

3:03 AM  
Blogger SPACE INDEPENDENT said...

meth is the new crack! that ad is smokin'

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

Like Nina, my attention went imediately to the "base4space" name, which makes for an unfortunate combination, because "basehead" and "crackhead" are synonymous terms.

Usage reference:
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you're a basehead!" (Uh-uh!)
"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
-- (From "My Name Is" by Eminem)

And smoking crack is really just freebasing without the final ether step.

So the ad is a bit weird on that level, and now everyone here thinks I'm a crackhead. But I'm not. Really.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

Meth may in fact be the new crack, but from the ads I see here, it appears that real estate is the new crack.

5:49 PM  

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