copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Playing with God's balls.
- Actually, they're methheads. But thanks for asking...
- I wrote a post for you. And it was called "Yellow....
- Live by the Pun. Die by the Pun.
- oops...
- Say Nothing and Say It LOUDLY.
- Free Jade Jagger Real Doll™ With Every Condo.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Clutch.
- I GLOVE NEW YORK.
- "Does your Mac come with one of these, young man?"...


5 Comments:
Whats the distance of this graffiti from the ground? Or are you just making fun of a six-year old?
that's deep.
I'd estimate about 1/8-inch deep, to be exact.
I see your Points...
I think that's one of the new S.A.T questions.
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