"Jane, you ignorant slut!" (apologies to Jane Curtin)
Who is Jane? Here, Jane says she's a narcissistic whore. Another headline in the campaign reads:She's read Kafka.
She's memorized Zoolander.
Well, I went out and interviewed every young woman within Jane's demographic in the entire world that speaks English and could not find one solitary sassy young lass that fit the above description.
And, judging by the latest ad pages report, Jane should not be asking who is Jane, but where is Jane?
previously:
Butch Cassidy sez: Bang your husband. Eat your greens.
posted by copyranter @ 8:00 AM
16 Comments:
No one reads freaking Kafka.
I do, but I don't read Jane. Used to...
And, judging by the latest ad pages report, Jane should not be asking who is Jane, but where is Jane?
ZING!
She reads Kafka comic books, and inhales gas fumes.
i love kafka. 'the metamorphosis' makes me feel like i'm on crazy pills.
i heard she gives head behind the A&P
Yeah, where is my Jane comp?
i had to help run a party for the ladies behind cosmo recently. you should see the middle aged minds who are pumping gabage to that demographic. sheesh.
She launches trombone farts in public.
She swallows when she's in love.
She marries for money.
She cheats on her expense account.
She wants bigger tits.
She hates her flat ass.
I happen to own all the printed works of Kafka. And I subscribe to Jane. and I'm ridiculously good looking. I mean..I like Zoolander.
So there. Back the fuck off Jane.
She anorexic.
She swallows weiners.
now i'm glad cr allows anon postings.
um... is it bad to admit that I fit that description? That said, I've never opened a copy of Jane in my life.
Kafka, yes; the Zoolander DVD liner, yes. Jane? Never.
I used to read kafka, but now I read jane. sigh...
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