Wednesday, August 02, 2006

"Jane, you ignorant slut!" (apologies to Jane Curtin)

Who is Jane? Here, Jane says she's a narcissistic whore. Another headline in the campaign reads:
She's read Kafka.
She's memorized Zoolander.

Well, I went out and interviewed every young woman within Jane's demographic in the entire world that speaks English and could not find one solitary sassy young lass that fit the above description.
And, judging by the latest ad pages report, Jane should not be asking who is Jane, but where is Jane?

previously:
Butch Cassidy sez: Bang your husband. Eat your greens.

18 Comments:

Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

No one reads freaking Kafka.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

I do, but I don't read Jane. Used to...

9:43 AM  
Blogger The Man Himself said...

And, judging by the latest ad pages report, Jane should not be asking who is Jane, but where is Jane?


ZING!

9:48 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

She reads Kafka comic books, and inhales gas fumes.

9:55 AM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

i love kafka. 'the metamorphosis' makes me feel like i'm on crazy pills.

9:59 AM  
Blogger motard66 said...

i heard she gives head behind the A&P

10:17 AM  
Blogger Jaime said...

Yeah, where is my Jane comp?

10:33 AM  
Blogger Jessie Birks said...

Are they still printing magazines?

My WiFi works in the bathroom.

1:18 PM  
Blogger concha said...

i had to help run a party for the ladies behind cosmo recently. you should see the middle aged minds who are pumping gabage to that demographic. sheesh.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She launches trombone farts in public.

She swallows when she's in love.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She marries for money.

She cheats on her expense account.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She wants bigger tits.

She hates her flat ass.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I happen to own all the printed works of Kafka. And I subscribe to Jane. and I'm ridiculously good looking. I mean..I like Zoolander.

So there. Back the fuck off Jane.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She anorexic.

She swallows weiners.

3:53 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

now i'm glad cr allows anon postings.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

"...like i'm on crazy pills."

I'm ok with this. Really.

___________________


She's likes Bach.


She's a he.

5:02 PM  
Anonymous PharmaGirl said...

um... is it bad to admit that I fit that description? That said, I've never opened a copy of Jane in my life.

Kafka, yes; the Zoolander DVD liner, yes. Jane? Never.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous rosehips said...

I used to read kafka, but now I read jane. sigh...

2:07 AM  

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