Cosmic Blob Supplants Donnie Deutsch's Ego As Largest Thing In The Known Universe.
(AP)—After "careful and repeated measuring," a large amoeba-like structure made up of galaxies and gas bubbles has been found to exceed the size of adman Donnie Deutsch's ego, scientist Ryosuke Yamauchi from Tohoku University claims.
The Lyman alpha blob ranges some 200 million light years across, compared to 198 million for Deutsch's ego.
"We were very skeptical, naturally" said Yamauchi about the finding. "We have been scouring the four corners of the universe with our Subaru and Keck telescopes for a decade seeking something bigger than this man's ego. To find this size of a blob is nothing short of a miracle."
Deutsch could not be reached for comment.
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But while the blob is gradually imploding, DD's ego is constantly expanding. Scientists estimate his ego will overtake the blob within six months.
OUCH!
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However, I understand that the blob gets more viewers per week than Deutsch.
Oh...schnappp!
Who in God's name is Donnie Deutsch, and why should I care?
you shouldn't care. one bit.
aw, that is precious!!
What's the deal...
did short thang try (and fail) to steal your
girl?
And did'ja have to show him what was who?!
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