Greenland coldcocks "cold" American beers.
You want me to taste the cold, Coors Light? You call yourself cold-filtered, Miller Genuine Draft? I call bullshit on both of you! Greenland is introducing a new beer made from the pure melted water of the Arctic ice cap. The product was officially launched in Copenhagen on Monday, and the first 66,000 litres of dark and pale ales are on their way to the Danish market. Germany and the U.S. have also expressed interest. Hey smarmy, drunk Pete Coors—Rocky Mountains, Smocky Mountains.
posted by copyranter @ 12:30 PM
10 Comments:
Sounds delicious!
...It's the same as Iceberg vodka - the water for which comes from floating bits of iceberg off the coast of newfoundland.
You're forgetting that Coors doesn't claim to be the coldest beer, only the coldest tasting beer.
And can you really deny them that claim? Do you want to be the guy who tells a child Santa Claus isn't real?
What a way to take advantage of global warming. At least our vanishing ice cap is being put to good use. Bravo.
Isn't the coldest beer the one at the bottom of the cooler?
i was wondering when you were gonna talk about his arrest...
yes, I believe Al Gore will have this beer banned in America.
I knew this beer would be mauled by environmental nitpickers. I suppose someone will have a go at my Venezuelan whisky distillery which is using Amazonian wood for its casks and panda skins in its filters.
The coldest "tasting" beer. Could've been as well "the bullshit tasting beer".
Since when the fuck is "cold" a taste?
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