Thursday, August 03, 2006

Greenland coldcocks "cold" American beers.

You want me to taste the cold, Coors Light? You call yourself cold-filtered, Miller Genuine Draft? I call bullshit on both of you! Greenland is introducing a new beer made from the pure melted water of the Arctic ice cap. The product was officially launched in Copenhagen on Monday, and the first 66,000 litres of dark and pale ales are on their way to the Danish market. Germany and the U.S. have also expressed interest. Hey smarmy, drunk Pete Coors—Rocky Mountains, Smocky Mountains.

13 Comments:

Blogger Candy Minx said...

Sounds delicious!

1:37 PM  
Anonymous michael collins said...

...It's the same as Iceberg vodka - the water for which comes from floating bits of iceberg off the coast of newfoundland.

1:37 PM  
Blogger The Man Himself said...

You're forgetting that Coors doesn't claim to be the coldest beer, only the coldest tasting beer.

And can you really deny them that claim? Do you want to be the guy who tells a child Santa Claus isn't real?

2:51 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

"...guy who tells a child Santa Claus isn't real?"

I’ll take that if nobody wants that one.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a way to take advantage of global warming. At least our vanishing ice cap is being put to good use. Bravo.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't the coldest beer the one at the bottom of the cooler?

7:36 PM  
Blogger concha said...

i was wondering when you were gonna talk about his arrest...

11:08 PM  
Blogger PJ said...

I wonder if they're taking just the ice cap water that melts due to general global warming, or are they helping themselves to untouched arctic ice cap for their commercial means...

12:30 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

yes, I believe Al Gore will have this beer banned in America.

2:10 AM  
Blogger FishNChimps said...

I knew this beer would be mauled by environmental nitpickers. I suppose someone will have a go at my Venezuelan whisky distillery which is using Amazonian wood for its casks and panda skins in its filters.

3:34 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Al Gore invented beer too.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous MGD is pisswater said...

The coldest "tasting" beer. Could've been as well "the bullshit tasting beer".

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Arkaic said...

Since when the fuck is "cold" a taste?

11:11 PM  

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