Monday, November 16, 2009

Buygone Product of the Week: the "Oral Sex" Phone.

(click ad) Larry Flynt bought 10. "Superbly sculptured by a European artist, it's a masterpiece of lightweight, micro-processor technology." $69.95? That's a lot of fucking 1970s bucks. And the gold leaves are blocking my tongue. Sadly, the 800-number is no longer in service. I wanted one for the bedroom to complement my sexxxy Love Rug™ and new closet-full of "Me Jane" spread-leg clothes hangers (image via).


Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

As far as the 'base' design, something was definitely lost in the European translation between 'carpet muncher' and 'leaf mulcher'.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous PZR said...

"Hi, Mom... Ummm... Let me switch to another phone."

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Herr von Busch said...

Yikes! For $69.95 '70s bucks, I'd expect a phone where the curtains match the drapes. She's very much a redhead up top; down below, not so much.

2:19 PM  
Blogger lou said...

"Plugs into any wall jack", "$5 extra for handling." The bodycopy is pure gold.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So awesome...

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would still say that a leg lamp would still win hands down. (never buy one but)

3:14 AM  

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