Friday, March 19, 2010

Bottled ChooChoo Juice.

Smell the seat. By now, you've probably heard of the seemingly gag product Vulva, the "new irresistible vagina scent." Well, here's the new spot hawking it. Epic. It directs you to (seriously nsfw), where you can purchase a "phial" for 24.90€. From the site:
"After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long-lasting effect."
Vice recently did an interview with the supposed company head, Guido Lenssen, who says there is real vagina in every phial (I'd like to see their sweatshop). Men, to enhance your auto-erotic sessions, I guess you could dab a drop or two on the back of your hand beforehand. Hey Guido—here's your print ad layout.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lord is this what we have come to?

9:31 AM  

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