Monday, September 12, 2011

Australian rum sold with dolphin sex (sfw?).

(click ad, via) Why? Just go fucking sell it to the client, account guy. Tell them it's...edgy. Even better, tell them that the inclusion of dolphins makes it...intelligent edgy. Porpoisely, sorry, purposely stupid ad introducing a new Bundaberg white rum called Five. The proportions are off on the Photoshopped dolphins. Tipster Melita says "Bundy" is renowned Down Under for turning men into monsters. Ad agency: Leo Burnett, Sydney. It should be noted that Orangina kinda owns bestiality.

posted by copyranter @ 2:30 PM 

6 Comments:

Anonymous Alan E. said...

Apparently dolphins are known for some freaky sex.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Dolphins are known to have sex for reasons other than reproduction, they engage in lengthy foreplay, their actual belly to belly act is usually brief but may be repeated several times.

What a knowledgeable and considerate lover, feeding them herring, known for their high fat content and assured to give them a lot of energy.

I don't understand the Sashimi reference since it's a Japanese delicacy consisting of very fresh raw meat, most commonly fish, sliced into thin pieces.

6:43 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I didn't feel like addressing the Sashimi headline, but yeah, I don't get it at all either.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous josh said...

the cove anyone?

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anyone said...

O'Barry and filmmaker Louie Psihoyos go about trying to expose one of what they see as the most cruel acts against wild dolphins in the world in Taiji, Japan, where dolphins are routinely corralled, either to be sold alive to aquariums and marine parks, or slaughtered for meat.

http://www.thecovemovie.com/

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I imagine the creative who thought this up has recently taken to wearing 80s glasses and buttoning up the top button on his lumberjack shirt.

He'd probably just seen The Mighty Boosh and thought he'd throw a curveball to convince the rest of the creatives at the agency that he is indeed the wackiest of all.

As an advertising student, I'm glad I see work like this so I know what not to ever do.

3:51 AM  

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