Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Oblivious Suburban Mom is Oblivious.

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Were you a socks or tissues boy? I used both, but threw out the used socks.
See more of Oblivious Suburban Mom here. Previously in: Masturbation.


Anonymous Axel said...

I never, ever, ever used socks, and to be honest the thought never even occurred to me. Wiping up jizz with your own clothes? Have a word with yourself.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hint: the sock is not for wiping it up. use your imagination!

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess which one is Copyranter.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wash my napkins.


12:10 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Oh please. I already had words with myself, and a therapist for seven years. Save me your bullshit preaching. They were old socks with (small) holes in them.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alex, there's no need to judge Copyranter. Don't you already know he's batshit crazy? There are much crazier things he's done aside from masturbating in his old socks.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

What a waste and bother helping mom washing those crusty old socks when Kleenex® has elevated 'exercising your right to privacy' to an art form.

To start with, there are the 'Lotion Tissues,' advertised as their most soothing tissue, guaranteed to 'experience an extraordinary soft sensation with a delightful touch of lotion.'

Finish into their 'Everyday Tissues,' soft, strong and absorbent, they're the perfect tissue to always have on hand and they're available in a wide variety of sizes and colors.

Then relax with their 'Cool TouchTM Tissues', the only tissue that actively releases a cool sensation to soothe a sore, ahem... nose on contact.

Last but not least and just for show, it's a good idea to have 'Expressions® Tissues' with their unique box designs to help decorate your room.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Rich Siegel said...

You're all so old school:

1:57 PM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

Masturbation, socks, American Apparel, Lauren Phoenix..


4:36 PM  

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