HERNIA or ORGASM?

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Mimicking Details magazine and scores of other precursors, Passage Fitness First in Brussels, "part of the world's biggest chain of gyms," temporarily and possibly permanently turns me off both exercise and sex with these ads featuring Jean-Claude making O face. Ewwwwwwwwwww. previously in orgasms in advertising: Is this American Apparel model masturbating? Viagra presents—The Whiskey Dicks. Floors so clean you can eat [your wife] off of them. You've Cum A Long Way, Baby. LoveMachine condoms make you last long enough to do Sudoku on your lover's back. The Sex Machines exhibit at the NYC Museum of Sex. (ads by Mortierbrigade, scanned from the latest Archive)