Link Haze, 5/09/08.

• This old A-Bomb brochure is just plain scary. (link)
• Tropic Thunder, starring Black Downing, Jr. (link)
• Two of the Sex And The City girls got to keep their clothes from the movie, two didn't. WAH! BOO-HOO! SEX AND THE CITY!!! (link)
• More band names from Google news: this week's fave—Reeling From A Drubbing. (link)
• Here are the other two print ads from the naked Brazilian woman campaign for Cabana Caçhaca rum. (link)
• HRC has already said that Barack Obama has weak support amongst white Americans. So just how low do you think John McCain will go? This low? (link)
• The stupid Mentos "Kiss Cam" has apparently been killed. (link)
• In June, MindShare New York is taking its employees on a ghastly field trip to Six Flags Great Adventure in lovely Jackson, NJ. Fun Fact: I worked games there one summer a long time ago. (link)
• These two Old Spice spots, hilarious. This one, blah. (link)
• Of all the bad derivative plays on Got Milk? I've seen, this is the worst. (link)
• Dabitch at adland made a birthday cake for Spam. Not that Spam. (link)
• Some religious-right loonies are protesting the Starbucks mermaid. (link) Their idiotic advertising, now there's something to protest about.
• A Georgia state senator wants to ban pot-flavored candy. (link)
• Don't make your drug deals on this Brooklyn payphone, it's tapped. How do I know? Because it says so! (link)
• That's a monster of a fib in monster.com's diversity ad. (link)
• This decrepit subway billboard is a piece of modern art. (link)
• A UK telemarketer gets the reaming of his life in this hilarious call. (link)
• Forgetting the snarkiness for a second, this story brought tears to my eyes on the subway this morning. (link)