Well, it does star Markie "Dirk Diggler" Wahlberg.
(click image for closer look) The NYC street critics have spoken, crudely, M. Night. The Happening is doomed to blow. (snapped by art director Dan Driscoll (Website) at the 6th. Ave. 14th street subway station) previously in abused street/subway ads: downtown posters get Black Lipped; TriBeCa Horror Film Festival; Clooney's leathered head removed from NYC Leatherheads posters; Rambo vs. Rimbaud.