Good morning: for the third straight All Hallow's Eve, I present the Human Dickwad (click image). Your costume sucks the balls on his chin, in comparison. Also, here's the best Halloween-themed ad I've seen since I started this site. No, I'm not going to the NYC parade; I went once years ago, and that was enough. I'll be drinking vodka and shooting some bar pool with my girlfriend while wearing a black and orange leather Jughead hat.