Wednesday, November 05, 2008

How Barack Obama won.

He used Ericksonian hypnosis, don't cha' know. Seriously, all the close-minded, war-mongering, racist, frightened little people in this country can suck the ass of last night's Motherfucking Mandate.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, fuck off. There is no mandate.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Marnie said...

Ha, love the whole hypnotism theory. The author uses a really interesting bit of flawed thinking to boost his point. By making his document so long and technical and then saying that you can only fully understand if you read the document, in full, from beginning to end, he can dismiss all arguments from folks who lack the fortitude to slog through his document.

Brilliant.

He should get together with the folks claiming that Obama wasn't a US born citizen and that he doctored his birth certificate.

12:34 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Your boy Bush claimed a mandate in 2004 when he won by less than half the margin that Obama did. You fuck off.

12:40 PM  
Blogger copywriter said...

I couldn't get through it and ended up skimming.

I'd think a hypnotism expert could write a more engaging paper.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Marnie said...

The paper intentionally boring. It is supposed to put you into a hypnotic trance so that you will be more predisposed to believing it.

Since that didn't work, he has to check to see what his colleague wants to do tomorrow, which turns out to be the same thing they do every night, try to take over the world!

2:35 PM  
Blogger Vera Tankhimovich said...

wow. so it begins.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous peachfuzz said...

I say it's mandate too.

It's also a landside victory per repub "logic".

7:52 PM  
Blogger Harry Pujols said...

What I want to know is what technique Dubya used to convince voters he was even remotely competent.

4:13 PM  

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