(click ad) You're entering the Peruvian Triangle. Outdoor Doritos poster via Peru. Babelfish headline translation: Summer has arrived. More heat, less clothes. You can go to the website to see the top half of this crudely branded string bikini. Aye carumba. (image via) Previous overt pussy references in ads: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, annnd...eleven.
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