copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Chocolate Bar loyalty card.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Ad Creep Update.
- Lincoln pounding the Queen doggystyle for Bontrust...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Greenpeace.
- ...the birds and the bees and the flowers and the ...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Ray-Ban.
- Bad dye jobs are criminal.
- Domestic violence awareness raised via blood-like ...
- The most egregious misuse of the word "All" in ad ...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Gambling Addiction.


1 Comments:
That kind of come on to look at something is virtually irresistible.
I've also found if you're driving somewhere with someone and you say "Look at that dog taking a crap!" every single person will hear those words, understand those words, yet nevertheless turn to look.
We are a strange species.
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