Because that's the one thing beefy bratwurst-snarfing buffoons need to score tail: more protein.
(click ad) It'll give you football biceps! Then, you'll be able to get into her hot box. Talk about your tall tale of an ad. They skipped a few steps in that headline claim, maybe? Though, considering the idiotic target audience, the ad will probably move product. Scanned from a recent ESPN magazine. Related: my business meeting with the great LT (true story).
posted by copyranter @ 10:40 AM
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WHAT???
... your tailgating days are over and a police car will now be chasing you???
Go from drinking beer to chasing women. Quite an evolution.
You've got to love the way the product name "MUSCLE MILK" is right above the line "Contains No Milk"
it's almost sexual
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