Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Because that's the one thing beefy bratwurst-snarfing buffoons need to score tail: more protein.

(click ad) It'll give you football biceps! Then, you'll be able to get into her hot box. Talk about your tall tale of an ad. They skipped a few steps in that headline claim, maybe? Though, considering the idiotic target audience, the ad will probably move product. Scanned from a recent ESPN magazine. Related: my business meeting with the great LT (true story).


Anonymous Otto Herotism said...


... your tailgating days are over and a police car will now be chasing you???

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go from drinking beer to chasing women. Quite an evolution.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous mrjohn said...

You've got to love the way the product name "MUSCLE MILK" is right above the line "Contains No Milk"

it's almost sexual

12:50 AM  

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