This is f*cking ridiculous.
It's a forty buck fucking footboard. "You'll soon be experiencing a G-rush with the GThrust," says spokesbimbo Hilary. Watch as models Sarah and Dustin try to keep straight faces while fake fucking with a fucking swing set seat attached to their feet. AAAAAH (takes breath) HAHAHAHAHA (via). Previously in sex toys: Gilbert Gottfried for the Fleshlight. Yoba erotic toy ads with vibrating photos of women. Vienna sex shop window display: dildos in a fish tank.
posted by copyranter @ 10:25 AM
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Stop laughing, Copyranter! You know, I'll no doubt eventually end up with one of these to review and then I can join the countless others who've experienced the elusive "g-rush."
I can hardly fucking wait.
oh for fuck's sake
Finding it too cumbersome and quite mechanical, the GThrust soon found itself gathering dust along with Sarah and Dustin's other rejects, the yogurt maker, the foot spa, the fondue set, the laser guided scissors and are quite content now, she with her 'compact G-spot dildo' and he with his 'vibrating C-ring'.
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