Monday, October 05, 2009

WAIT. Louis has used 14,123 F*CKING condoms?


(click ads) Let's say he's had sex for 50 years. That comes out to 282 rubbers a year! Now: add in blowjobs! No wonder he's so fucking gleeful! Unless, he's a retired French porn star? Odette up there has had 13,874 prophylactics inside her, so she's a bit less of a fucktoy. Ads are by French gay magazine Têtu (means "stubborn") promoting safe sex. Headline: "The condom protects against AIDS." Nice photography. The Mathematically-suspect campaign is via FullSIX's French office (Less interestingly, there's also a "Kevin" who's had sex once.). Search the copyranter safe sex ad archive.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Kevin needs to get on it. He's what...17? He needs to be using 4 condoms a week for the next 65 or so years. I guess they don't all have to be for their intended purpose.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

Copyranter, do you think that by showing these ads, 'TRUMAN' or 'CAPOTE' will now catch on in North America as new euphemisms along with 'glove', 'jimmy hat', 'raincoat', 'rubber', 'latex', 'sheepskin', 'trojan', 'magnum', etc.

capote
A long, usually hooded cloak or overcoat.
(From Old French capote, capette, diminutive of cape, cloak)

4:57 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Truman Capote is nice nickname for a condom, but no.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Teenie said...

It's pronounced "ca-PUTT", so I don't think Capote will catch on all too son.

"Capote" also means to go a little crazy, so maybe Odette exaggerated on her numbers there...

5:50 PM  
Blogger Matt Osborne said...

Egad. i took a look at the third ad with the deflowered virgin. I hope I wasn't that goofy-looking the first time I got laid...

11:56 PM  
Blogger ejm said...

I saw the Odette ad on a sidewalk advertising panel in Paris a couple of weeks ago.

2:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sweetheart, i don't know which century you live in, but some people don't use only one condom each times ;)

12:51 AM  

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