Presenting the absolute dorkiest kid to ever appear anywhere.
(click ad) I mean, look at that face. AND, he's eating the fucking sky-sicle™ mold, not a sky-sicle™ ice pop. I guess Evel wanted to make damn sure he wasn't out-cooled (image via).Related: the dorkiest hip hop dancer ever.
posted by copyranter @ 11:50 AM
7 Comments:
He's not eating the mold. For starters you can see the stick.
It's almost certainly frozen cola, which used to turn exactly that shade of murky penis-like pink upon freezing, if memory serves.
I am not convinced, it looks too perfectly formed to be an ice pop.
No, that's a mold, clearly plastic. And you can see the cavity where you pour the juice. This is hilarious.
OK, OK, I've got lot's of time on my hands.
The fine print reads:
A new craze for spring... the Evel Knievel Sky-sicle and Motor-sicle combo - enables any child to make their favorite ice pops using almost any fruit juice or soda. Just fill 'em up and pop 'em in the freezer. Packed in a full color litho box. Packed two dozen.
Curious and suggestive Brucie sure thinks he's 'hot stuff'. Hopefully he outgrew that awkward phase and got the 'right stuff'.
I'm pretty sure Copyranter had a career as a child model. This boy looks eerily similar to the profile pic the 'ranter used from his high school years.
I just spent at least 5 minutes laughing about this. Literally laughing out loud. To the point that I couldn't breathe and was making that screechy wheezey sound.
Amidst this I had to share it with my bf. Between hysterical laughter we proceed to throw out ideas as to what caused that child to look like that, or the reason for putting the *mold* in his mouth...
then after a pause-inducing moment of clarity my bf says definitively:
"I like turtles"
more laughter.
That is the only statement that can adequately capture this gem of advertising.
so perfect, I just had to share.
Hes eating the mold since the actually ice pop looks more like a penis.
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