copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Cremica biscuits.
posted by copyranter @ 12:30 PM
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1 Comments:
You should see what they've done to promote some male innerwear brand they have. It has to be seen to be believed. Monkeys wearing underwear. At least they haven't used animals with the gift of the gab.
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