After Six put the "yes" in polyester.

(click ad, via) You are powerless, subservient 70s female bride, to resist the sexxxiness of his "stretch-woven fabric of 100% Dacron® polyester." We've seen the magic attraction action of Dacron® before! I see no asterisk here, so I'm assuming this was a money-back guarantee. Fuck yeah BABY! Previously in sexy 70s sexism: Smirnoff. MaGriffe. Tiparillo. Canada Dry.