Friday, December 18, 2009

Could somebody please explain this Israeli Mazda ad to me?


(click ad, via) There's no brand name on the condom box, so it's not a bizarre cross promo. The MX-5 is a tiny auto with no backseat, so copulation is nearly impossible. And...HOW IN THE FUCK DOES SCREAMING 'USE CONDOMS!' AT ME SELL THE STUPID CAR IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER? Is it an Israeli custom to test-fuck in cars before buying them? I'm just curious, BBR Saatchi & Saatchi. This is even stranger than this snail-people MX-5 ad via UAE. update: as commenters have pointed out, Mazda is saying if you buy an MX-5, use condoms because there's no room for a baby. Thank you both for indirectly pointing out that I probably shouldn't be getting up at 5:30 every morning to write stupid blog posts before my real job.

8 Comments:

Blogger Jetpacks said...

"There's only room for two."

This car is so sexy, so on-fire dick-stiffening, so deliciously pussy wetting, that the two of you will need to fuck every time you drive it.

So use condoms.

Even though this is a chick car.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It means use condoms because you only have room for two in the car. If you and your lady friend copulate and conceive, then you won't have any room for the baby.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Piper said...

I read the "Only room for two" as saying "there's no place to put a baby in this car."
So unless you want a new car (which you don't cause this car is awesome) you'd better not have any kids.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got the joke right away but its really juvenile and so unbelievably dumb. This is maybe one of the worst ads I've seen in a very long time.

Not to mention that the Mazda MX-whatever is one of the most unsexy cars you can drive.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Elders at Mazda said...

There's nothing subliminal about this.

It's either misguided Zionist propaganda directed at the minority Israeli Arab market OR was nefariously developed and primarily directed at self-hating Jews.

Judification of our village

I attended an urgent meeting last night on the topic of Judification of our village. Apparently a lot of Arabs are moving in and people would like to stop the trend.

http://rockofgalilee.blogspot.com/2009/03/judification-of-our-village.html

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copyranter,

Could it be that you've never installed a car seat (or two or three) in a vehicle and then had to install a wiggly kid (or two or three) in the aforementioned seat? Keep using those condoms. Otherwise, you'll end up driving a mini-van and not this most excellent Mazda two seater.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

i thought it was because we jewish guys only think of our penises at all times...

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no all you jews think about is where you're going to hide your gold and how you are going to fuck palestine again...

1:02 PM  

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