The Mazda MX-5 is faster than the snail-people.

(click ad) Eh, zoom zoom? This is how the MX-5 is currently being advertised in the United Arab Emirates. Slick marketing, Mazda. What? No human-headed turtles or sloths? How bout people made of molasses or shit? Or, everybody is dressed as Moses? (image via) previously in horrible car ads: VW Beetle belly. Child pornography used to sell pre-owned BMWs. Porsche is God's favorite car.