Captain Morgan: The official rum of the Somali pirates™

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Alternate pirate date-rape whisperings:
—Yo-Ho, Ho.
—Let me put a little of the Captain in ya.
—There's buried treasure deep in my slacks.
—Do you know a word that rhymes with Rum?
—One of my legs is wood.
—In college, I was called "The Fuckaneer."
Add yours in the comments, if you want.
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previously in racy vintage ads: Smirnoff, Penthouse, AKAI, American Airlines, Love's Baby Soft, WWII war bonds, Interwoven men's socks.