Link Haze, 4/11/09.
• Bling Teeth machine.
• Fuck you, don't walk.
• Ad Creep update: the groom's tie.
• The definitive Ways To Be Cool list.
• Virtually go through Sienna Miller's trash.
• Cosmonauts not allowed to use US shitters.
• Sarah Palin can see gay sex from her house.
• The San Francisco Giants play with Ben-Gay balls.