The Frightful Blind Women of the Côte d'Azur.

(click ads) Talk about your straining visual metaphors. Print ads by JWT Paris for String Beauty 50+ sunblock. The translated headline reads "Optimize The Sun." First, the blinds on surfer woman aren't all the way closed; so, burn. Second, the sunbathing blind woman is holding herself up with only her toes and elbows? Thirdly...look at these insane ads! Where the Hell is the common sense out there in Ad Land? Jesus, creatives (images via). related: true.com Bikini Kill. French Perrier polar wool g-string bikini ad. Dorito chip g-string bikini ad. the Ryanair bikini calendar. there's a genital mutilation ad in my bikini bottom!