Busty triplets fail to test strechability of man's Dacron® pants.
(click ad, via) At least, they look like triplets. But no matter how strenuous the "action," the Pressed For Life finish...will keep his slacks neat and natural. Front strumpet there is really into the taste/smell of the Du Pont easy-care fabric. He's watching The Flying Nun. Previous retro slacks ads: Horoscope fun slacks: his penis will guide the planet. Slack Power: black man wearing the ugliest pair of plaid slacks ever. 1970s h.i.s jeans: before he was the Prince of Tides, Nick Nolte was the Prince of Pants.
posted by copyranter @ 1:20 PM
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"You want to know what comes between me and my Dacrons?
Nothing."
This looks exactly like every burger/body spray/mouthwash add out there today where gorgeous dull-eyed women are lured in to sniff the product.
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