Link Haze, 12/04/09.

• Effective taxi topvertising.
• Spirit Airlines also Tigertising.
• Dockers: pants for a mangina.
• Word verification: Mortimer labium.
• Smiley emoticon invented by Nabokov?
• The Sun Maid Girl now The Sun Maid MILF.
• "Freshly shaved deli meats" look like...well.
• Too much semen in U of Michigan's plumbing.
• In NYC, a $2 cup of coffee is a recession special.
• Ad Creep update: Ketchup packet Landminevertising.
• Handballer Thierry Henry has the ball digitally removed from his hand.