(click ads, which have been cropped) This latest case of Photoshop animal abuse brought to you by Queen Bee Waxing of Culver City, California—porn capital of the world. So that explains the shaved cock. Not explained: How, after viewing that hideous hairless beaver, I'm supposed to replace my eager tongue, which has killed itself by ripping free from my mouth and sliding down my esophagus to burn to death in my stomach acid. Good Monday morning to y'all (images via).
Previous waxing ads (yes, this is one of my regular beats):
• V is for Vagina Victory.
• Naughty Nads®—twat the hell?
• And SFW or NSFW?