Equal Rights March Aborted By MaGriffe Perfume.

(click ad, from a 1972 Mademoiselle) You wake up and shower, but don't wash your hair. You leave your fuck-me wedges in the closet and slip on your new Earth shoes, a faded tie-dye t-shirt and loose bell bottoms. Your big placard reads "EQUALITY FOR WOMYN!!!" You're angry, and proud. You're at the front of the 1,000-strong pack. Suddenly from your left, downwind, a man who looks like Lee Majors ambles up to you and grabs your placard with one hand and your ass with the other. You're pissed, but aroused. Then, you remember...damn you MaGriffe! Your protesting day is over. Your liberating evening is about to begin. (image: flickr—sugerpie honeybunch)
Previously in retro sexist ads: one, two, three.