Body by Milk...and Primobolan...and Testosterone.
(click ad to read) Here is The Most Disingenuous Athlete In The History Of Sports™ wearing his big performance-enhanced pants in a 2006 Got Milk ad. Cows are fed steroids these days, right? Anyway as a suffering Mariners fan, watching A-Roid's career crash and burn since SI nailed his juicing ass has been pure fucking joy. Now, barring a voiding of his contract, he's the Yankees' problem for the next NINE YEARS. He'll continue the new Bomber tradition of Cheating. Alex? To help you get through this trying season, why don't you soak yourself in Derek Jeter's Driven cologne before every game? It'll smell like Victory. Previously in Baseball Promos.