Link Haze, 2/06/09.

• London snow penises. (link)
• Michael Phelps' bong costs about $150. (link)
• The seven-fingered baby has become the seven-fingered man. (link)
• Capital One billboard gets Greenspanned. (link)
• Black velvet Joe the Plumber. (link)
• Fat Joe is better than 50 Cent. (link)
• The best mugshot ever taken. (link)
• This best music video ever made.