Link Haze, 12/24/09.

• North Face sues South Butt.
• The terrorists beat Christmas (above).
• R.I. ad agency's X-Mas gift? Severed elf ears.
• Got hemorrhoids? Jam an X-Mas tree up your ass.
• Trident's tweet testimonial ad. Maybe the end of the false testimonial?
• Ground Zero doesn't have any buildings yet, but it's got a Subway sponsorship.
• Back Monday, but limited posting for the week.