Retro Bra Ad Of The Week.
(click ad, via) Travel back to October 1941 with me and meet the mutantly-proportioned minx Dot Cole, official little spokes-thang for the Formfit Life bras. That's it Dot baby, touch your toes—are you not wearing panties?!? I'd write a nasty limerick for you, but I'm a little busy. Maybe you can add one in the comments (PervertRanter wrote this post).Previous Retro Bra Ads:
1950s—The bra of Hollywood starlets, $1.00.
1963—Frederick's blow-up bras.
1970s—The Nipple Bra™.
posted by copyranter @ 3:40 PM
7 Comments:
The lines on her hips are quite telling,
Your knowledge of women's undies is lacking.
To look that fantastic took lots of elastic.
Dot Cole is wearing a girdle
I KNOW Jason...I was just fantasizing...
Perversity I understand
(please don't tell what you have in your hand)
I just took her part
'cause poor Dot's won my heart
She reminds me of my dear old gran...
More More, Jason the Limerick-naut!
Out of milk, I went to the store.
When I got there, something hit the floor.
They were in the way,
Let's just say a "B" and an "A."
I guess that's what a Shopping Bra is for?
There once was a woman named Dot
Her head was too big by a lot
She had three kinds of bras
To support her ta-tas
And a girdle to cover her twat.
Bravo, J.
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