Buygone Product of the Week: Hear Muffs™.

(click ad, via) In bed with Doug Henning? The copy:

"Hear Muffs don't look like headphones, they look more like a giant fuzzy doughnut with a bite missing."

Perfect for forcing your lover to spread her legs extra wide while you muff-dive whilst listening to Styx.
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• The Oral Sex Phone.
• The "Me Jane" hanger.
• The original doggie bag.
• Jigger Whiskey Toothpaste.
• The 1876 $2498.07 typewriter.
• Frederick's of Hollywood blow-up bra.