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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- Pic Of The Day.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Surfrider Foundation
- HITLERTISING via PETA!
- I have to BUILD your sh*tty chair? Give me a break...
- (NSFW) Fashion Shoot Of The Week: Luciano Carvari....
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Smokefree America.
- copyranter on The Awl: Odd Man Rush.
- ...also since she started wearing tight thin shirt...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Utopolis Cinemas.
- (kinda NSFW) This is how to sell Xbox to teenage b...