"The laxative of beautiful women."
(click ad, from 1936, via) Well Shit. What were the fugly broads of yesteryear who lacked "regular habits of elimination" supposed to do? Sit and strain in vain? Previous hilarious vintage laxative ads: 1936—No Poop, No Peen! 1901—Constipated? Use a war surplus cannonball! 1950—Mom, I just took a HUGE shit!