Jolly Green Giant used to be a pole-dancing fireman stripper.

(click ad, from 1952, via) "He's green, he's mean, he's got what you need in between, ladies!" I doubt that he was wearing even a thong. That'll freeze your peas. Previous vintage Jolly Green Giant ads: you can almost see his niblets in this upskirt ad • he used to be less giant, more scary.