The scariest pair of men's underwear to ever hide a penis.
(click ad to gasp, via) The year was 1977. The country was Australia. The fabric was the polymer nylon. The maker was Speedo. The penis was silently screaming. I have no idea what that headline means. Who wore it studlier? Mr. Rawhide here? Or this 70s piece of beefcake in his nylon Onesie? Previously in disturbing 70s men's fashions:
• The Eleganza! Man.
• five ugly naked men wearing ugly socks.
• my rayon shirt fucks better than your shirt.
• the Horoscope slacks: his penis will guide the planet.