Reporters Without Borders Photoshops Nicolas Sarkozy to look like a p*ssy.

(click ad, via) That is indeed the official portrait of the French president, altered slightly by Saatchi & Saatchi Paris on behalf of the freedom of press advocates. The ad announces that France came in at #44 in this month's World Press Freedom Index (diagnostic formula unknown). Vive la digital manipulation! Previously, the press organization used Photoshop to brutally torture Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong-il.