Every time you chew your pen, you torture a reporter.

(click ads, via) This Reporters Without Borders campaign via Belgium probably won't impel you to help the detained scribes, but it might get you to stop gnawing on your damn pens, you nervous ninny. Very nice art direction, though. Ad agency: Publicis Belgium. Previously, the organization turned the tables on Kim Jong-il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad by torturing them, with Photoshop. Napoleon once said: "I fear the newspapers more than a hundred thousand bayonets." Today, Sarkozy just hides like a pussy behind the French flag.