Retro Homoerotic Ad of the Week: Schlitz.
(click ad, from 1948, via)Darkie: "I was (bi) curious..."
Blondie: "Let me grab that for you. These rocks are hard, huh?"
Darkie: "...when's the last time you had sex with Betty?"
Blondie: "Our wedding night."
Darkie: "Maybe I'm being too forward..."
Blondie: "Please, say it."
Darkie: "Can I pee in your mouth?"
Blondie: "As long as I can wash it down with a cold Schlitz!"
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Previous Retro Schlitz ad: "Don't worry darling, you didn't burn the beer!"
posted by copyranter @ 2:50 PM
6 Comments:
to be even more gay: "schlitz" can also mean "zipper".
normal people look at this and see a beer ad.
twisted perverts such as yourself
see twisted perverts such as yourself.
-archer
I don't "see" what I wrote. I was just pushing some buttons.
I like how you actually linked to a porn site.
In German, "Schlitz" means "slit".
I see and feel more of a sapphic connection going on between Betty and Doris than Darkie and Blondie, and I don't mean the poetic verse reputed to have been invented by Sappho, consisting of five feet, of which the first, fourth, and fifth are trochees, the second is a spondee, and the third a dactyl.
PS: your reference to 'golden showers' and the porn link was skeezy on your part, but at least, it's a change from your incessant and juvenile 'F' bombs.
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