Retro Homoerotic Ad of the Week: Schlitz.
(click ad, from 1948, via)
Darkie: "I was (bi) curious..."
Blondie: "Let me grab that for you. These rocks are hard, huh?"
Darkie: "...when's the last time you had sex with Betty?"
Blondie: "Our wedding night."
Darkie: "Maybe I'm being too forward..."
Blondie: "Please, say it."
Darkie: "Can I pee in your mouth?"
Blondie: "As long as I can wash it down with a cold Schlitz!"
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Previous Retro Schlitz ad: "Don't worry darling, you didn't burn the beer!"