Wednesday, February 20, 2008

"Now go put on some lingerie and clean the bathroom while I get sh*tfaced."

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I've choked down some shitty beers in my days. Black Label. Schaefer (the one beer to have when you're having more than one). Iron City. Ironic hipster staple PBR (Dude! It's like got a blue ribbon, but it tastes like crap!). Genesee. Bud (the choice of 1930s households with black butlers). Piel's. But Schlitz is definitely the worst. Kinda like a mix of piss and sludge. (ad from the 1950s, found here)

7 Comments:

Blogger throttlefinger said...

Ever try Blatz? If you ate a bunch of nails and rubber bands, shat it out and then that shit took a piss, that piss is what it would taste like.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

You are so delightfully crabby!

I also hate recreational bicyclists who wear head to toe spandex, Robert Altman, pretentious assholes who are picky about food and think the whole fucking world should be put on hold until they are 100 percent satisfied with life, people who won't fucking discipline their kids, and a great deal more things.

And people who tell you to "be positive." Fuck you and your positive fucking attitude.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous F. Scott Schlitzgerald said...

The worst? Stroh's, by a clydesdale. That shit will give you trench mouth.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous garrito said...

Genesee flashback: College. Quarters. Genny Cream Ale. Puking on the table simply from the taste of that crap. Thanks for the memories.

(I should have known better. My school was right on the Genesee River, which could easily compete with China for "Most Toxic".)

6:23 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Red, White and Blue. When you’re broke, nothing’s more better. That may have been their tagline also.

7:46 PM  
Blogger Paul Rinkes said...

Oh no no no. Heileman's Old Style Lager was the worst swill ever.

1:10 PM  
Blogger stephen k said...

labatt's 50 -- essence of gasoline.

11:00 PM  

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