Link Haze, 2/15/08.

• In case you missed it, Cracked posted a bunch of web banners, altered to be more truthful. (link)
• The Seattle Times refused to run an ad for The Vagina Monologues because the show's logo looks like, you know, a fucking vagina. (link)
• Barack Obama has posed for the cutest baby pic so far on the campaign trail. (link)
• More inside dish from Agency Tart: she received a doozy of a resume that featured the phrase "...the profitable resolve of complex entities." (link)
• Feast your eyes on the 2,900-calorie french fries from Outback Steakhouse. Jeez, I thought the Angus Box o' Lard was bad. (link)
• Brooklyn parking meters, tagged for Valentine's Day. (link)
• The best ad I've ever seen for...banana-flavored condoms. (link)
• I believe Victoria's Secret would have an ironclad legal case against this furniture company. (link)
• $10,000 jeans (christ). Wear these, and you gotta buy yourself one of them $7,000 cell phones. (link)
• It's Black History Month! Did you know Black people have actually invented some stuff? Pandering advertisers certainly do. (link)
• Kim Kardashian for Bongo jeans. Perfect. (link)
• Do not trust CNN maps. (link)
• Finally, horrible or brilliant pizza box advertising? (link, via)
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